passionpeachy:

guy in a band @ his gf: hey I wrote you a song…..kinda nervous

stacy: aww no it’s okay let’s hear it :)

(via babsaros)

fxlthyangxl:

(via babsaros)

queeryiddishkeit:

millennial-review:

I need to put this on a tee shirt.

(via waterjugs)

homoidiotic:

im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time

(via babsaros)

swarnpert:

you know that quote “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” bc that’s how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

(via neo-trickster)

crazy-brazilian:

ALT

(via bane-of-technology)

austimpowers:

i think in order for the earth to heal we need more of this:

and less of whatever this is:

(via cersei-first-of-her-name)

clubsdeuce:

spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool

(via neo-trickster)

nudityandnerdery:

Happy Pride, especially to this artist.

(via cersei-first-of-her-name)

ot3:

ot3:

Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother

(via wolfcat-hybrid)

homoidiotic:

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

(via victimofprediction)

haleyocentrism:

having a second, smaller meeting to figure out what the fuck happened in the first meeting 

(via babsaros)

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

the thing is there are quite a few places i’d love to visit internationally, but there is nothing more shameful than being an american tourist in a foreign country. it’s like being a customer at all times

(via the-sea-queen00)